Google Suggest is that curiously useless feature you see guessing what you want to search for. It lists the most popular queries starting with the word(s) you’ve entered. Slate’s found a way to have fun with it, for people that enjoy not being dumb.
The short, misnamed “Awkward Suggestions” is worth a read. Slate will mess with headlines throughout the popular run of a story — can anyone tell me why they do that? — but they’ve settled on a weak one here; what an opportunity for something smug!